Oh Badger. We were so proud of you when you were out protecting Nicky’s sweet bum calf Trooper from the bully calves and you’d finally turned the corner to being cowdog extraordinaire. But then Nicky had to go and make onion dip, and you couldn’t help yourself, could you. You had to join in the fun.
Perhaps it’s not all Badger’s fault. In his eyes, he was helping. His idea of helping, however, is to make certain that the sour cream is up to snuff, or I mean up to snout And as you can tell by the smudge on his nose, the cream was to his liking.
Oh Badger–it’s a good thing your nose with its pink spots looks adorable with a sour-cream smudge! As for tomorrow, tomorrow is soon enough for you to return to your good-dog efforts.